my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
My boy Delvin ON POINT.
Yeah, I think it’s worth a shot. I mean there are creeps out there, but there are also some decent ones mixed in. Personally I think I’m more comfortable knowing someone in person for a while, I was always scared to meet anyone in person right away (cause I’m a scrawny 23 yr old white girl) but I’m sure there are plenty of good, honest people that are looking for the same thing you are. Good luck!
"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
You too, stranger.
(YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET OFF ANON, k thanks)
IS THIS REAL LIFE?! Thank you, I’m sure you’re also awesome and attractive!