knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via kuro-kagami)


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shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers
Gimme


My boy Delvin ON POINT.


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Yes.

(Source: xkimboslice)


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sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret


tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

image

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Anonymous asked: You tried online dating right? Worth the effort?

Yeah, I think it’s worth a shot. I mean there are creeps out there, but there are also some decent ones mixed in. Personally I think I’m more comfortable knowing someone in person for a while, I was always scared to meet anyone in person right away (cause I’m a scrawny 23 yr old white girl) but I’m sure there are plenty of good, honest people that are looking for the same thing you are. Good luck!

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mvgl:

I think I need a new video game to fill this current void in my life.

Same  -________-


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teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

(via slowtxwn)


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tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

(Source: neogohann, via jenaraeofsunshine)


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Anonymous asked: Yes, this is real life lol. Hope you have a nice night.

You too, stranger.

(YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET OFF ANON, k thanks)

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Anonymous asked: I just wanna say you're awesome and attractive

IS THIS REAL LIFE?! Thank you, I’m sure you’re also awesome and attractive!

http://media.giphy.com/media/AU9st1hWuzMwU/giphy.gif

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